Col: one of my favourite bloggers in the whole entire world. His day job is writing, and he’s a great composer, but he still finds time for really awful rhymes which generally make my day. This man makes words work for their living. Enjoy the latest episode in the Shrewsday Reblog Festival.
(Late entry for the SidevieW weekend theme)
How can you go wrong when you’re doing it right?
With driving in UK or SA you might!
Because in these places one sticks to the left,
Unless of existence you would be bereft!
And doing it right at a banquet can mean,
If you’re to create the politest of scene,
You don’t guzzle all on your plate that you see –
For, doing it right, something left there must be!
On Sunday, House and Garden Show
Showed us some things we didn’t know,
And one we hardly knew at all –
How gard’ning drives one up the wall!
This Durban system comes complete
With pots and frame for them to seat,
And pump and pipes; so water, when
It trickles down, ’s sent up again!
But this takes things a bit too far,
To have a lawn upon your car!
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