We near the darkest day, here in England.
We walk in twilight: I arrive at work in the dark, and leave in the dark. We dream of the Summer gifted to the other side of the globe.
We have just discovered a mansion nearby, and today I wanted to use the little daylight we have to walk from my front door to its drive. And when I suggested it to Phil he was unusually enthusiastic.
And the reason was this: the route to the old place was through the forest, and we would be able to take Macaulay back to a scene of incredible ignominy: a scene set in the gentle dog days of Summer, when a small dog messed with a much smaller, but rather powerful, enemy.
It was Maddie’s first day at senior school, and Phil had taken the day off to go with her. This done, he returned to Bracknell and took the dog on an unusual route.
There is a whole complex of land which used to belong to the Marquis of Downshire; on this particular late Summer day, it was on Mac’s itinerary. These days it is many things: a park, a golf course, a crematorium, a school; and all this must be overseen by a caretaker, who lives by the gate and who has a small white highland terrier.
Macaulay? Walk by the terrier’s gate when there was opportunity for altercation? Not likely.
The dog gave the Highlander his gatling-gun retort just as if Mac were the resident, and Scottie an interloper. And then he turned to leave.
At which point a sleepy Autumn wasp flew out of the hedge and stung him on the bottom.
And quite understandably, the dog began leaping about maniacally.
Were I a wasp who had got out of bed the wrong side – were I feeling grouchy and wanted someone to suffer – I would not choose a dog’s bottom as my target. There must be far sweeter smelling, more conducive locations for an elderly sadist with wings to choose than this one.
But the wasp seemed quite definite. So much so, indeed, that it stayed attached like some bucking bronco, as Macaulay yelped and leapt and protested. It cannot be nice being stung on the bottom. Phil located the offending insect and knocked it off, and brought the dog home for a fairly miserable day of convalescence.
A year and three months later: and wasps were just a distant bad dream. They don’t do December. As we walked, and talked, it became evident Phil was most keen to find out whether the dog would show any sign of remembering his ordeal.
The tension mounted as we walked along the road past the park. Would Macaulay’s body language change? How long would his memory prove to be? Could it stretch to three months?
“Look,” Phil said.”Look, his tail is going down. he’s remembering.”
It seemed to be quite high and jaunty to me, as he passed the little white dog’s gate. The resident hound was probably curled up inside its owner’s cottage, in front of a warm fire in the hearth. There was no-one for Macaulay to bark at, in the gloomy twilight of a December Saturday afternoon.
All the way through this scene of his shame, the dog wagged his tail and sniffed and investigated. It was clear there was no residual memory whatsoever.
I’m glad, really. It’s best not to dwell on painful incidents in the past. Better to live for the moment, in the sights and sounds and sensations of Now. Trials happen: but Macaulay handles them, and then forgets them.
There must be a lesson there, somewhere.
42 thoughts on “The Day The Dog Got Stung On The Bottom”
Try as I will, my tail will not stand up and wag all day. I guess it’s my age:)
Even tails are allowed down time, Roger.
If only everyone would do as Macaulay did and put their grievances, anger and trials behind (no pun intended) them—especially my ex husband 🙂
Indeed: although dogs are fortunate, and Mac particularly so, in that his is not a supreme effort of will and forgiveness. He just forgets.
Wish I had that knack.
The lesson is indeed to deal with the daily trials and tribulations as best as one can, and then just move on. Hard to do sometimes, but, an effort surely worth making.
I think you are right, Lou. Life is wonderful in that there is always the possibility to leave behind what one chooses to, and concentrate on what will work.
How very true!
Macaulay may have the memory of a goldfish but an old dog can occasionally teach us a new trick, Pseu…
Well said, Kate – hanging on to baggage only weighs us down.
Quite, BB. Jettison it, I say 🙂
Hmmm….the lesson for me is to keep your butt covered!
Ah, Kate, if only he had…..
“There must be far sweeter smelling, more conducive locations for an elderly sadist with wings to choose than this one.”
One would think… (love the turn of phrase here, Kate)
I am contemplative today, of fear and of remembering. Thanks to you and Macaulay for a bit of levity.
Cameron, glad Mac’s bottom could be of service. I always knew it would come in useful one day.
Hope all levels out soon. It’s a grim time for anyone with kids.
I’m glad that memory no longer stings. 😀
Me too 😀 The dog knows how to move on…
This is such a welcome post and has inspired me to write something quite similar Kate. I’ll see if you can spot it – no dog involved.
Wow, Tammy, can’t wait to read!
Poor dog, I’m glad that he doesn’t remember. 🙂
Me too, IE.
Poor Macauley. I would hate to get stung on the bottom by a bee or wasp. I’m glad he has put all that to the rear of his memory. Maybe some entrepreneur could start a brisk business manufacturing dog rear guard armor, something with velcro.
I think that sounds a splendid idea, Gale 🙂
I appreciate the flattering shot of Mac’s rear view and I admire his ability to forget what would have been a profound trauma to me. Here’s a question with I suppose a very likely obvious answer to all but me, once that angry wasp dug its stinger deep in Macaulay’s haunch, determined to stay there for the long haul until Big Daddy Phil came to the family hound’s rescue and knocked it off, did the wasp then buy its rainbow? I’m not feeling an iota of sympathy for the wasp, and I think the damage it inflicted was indeed worthy of the death penalty, but I am wondering about its fate. Was it free to sting again?
It was not. It was dead as a doornail, as anything which came that close to Macaulay’s bottom would be. Though it left its sting in him, and Phil had to employ ingenious tactics to remove, which I won’t go into, because I can’t bear to think about it for much longer.
Isn’t there a song lyric that goes, “It’s a dirty job, but someone’s got to do it”? Phil really was quite the hero throughout this saga.
You can’t let your guard down for a minute. Doggone it. 🙂
Ha! We should have those last two words tattooed on his rear for the next was that tries a stunt like that, AP&N…
Wish that we could all be so wise as Macaulay. I’ve spent a whole commute belaboring something that should have been forgotten long ago. And what did it solve? Nothing.
Sometimes being clever and contemplative has its drawbacks, Judy. But there are compensations too 🙂
It must be nice to be able to forget the sting.
It must. Great trick if you can do it, Belle.
I might just have to try 😉
Nothing like a short-term memory! Like you say, it involves no effort in forgiveness, you just forget. 🙂
Just as you say, Banno. It is a great blessing 😀
Resilience in any living creature is something I admire. I love the lessons learned from an adventurous, curious, and precious Macaulay!
Resilience: there, you have hit the nail on the head, Debra. One of the qualities I most admire 🙂 Thank you!
Toby was stung on the foot once, in his favourite park. He couldn’t wait to go back – who would chase the squirrels if he wasn’t there?
I guess it’s all about priorities, Tilly 😀
I wish I could wag my way through my “scenes of shame” as confidently as Macaulay. I’ll remember him next time I pass one of the many places where I’ve tripped, fallen, or bumped into something. Sigh.
The trick is to develop selective amnesia, I think, Panny 🙂
Macaulay is a very wise teacher … must take after his Mom 🙂
I would have expected once stung twice shy, even years later! However, maybe he is just more intelligent than any of us think and knows that the incident wasn’t place-specific.