Jim. What can I say. Pushing the outer limits of British humour, my friend Gingerfightback is the quickest on the draw in these here parts. His campaign for the redheads of our global village and his tireless propensity to place meat products atop the heads of celebrities (and did I spot a red beard on Kate Middleton recently?) brightens my day, day after day. Feeling adventurous? Meet the Mystic Milkman.
I am Barry Belcher. I am a Milkman. I am Psychic. I have been predicting predictions, with little accuracy for a number of years now. Previous predictions can be read here. and here
I am up with the Lark. I cut my own hair.
So, without further ado…….Milk Bottle of Mystery…….what does the future foretell?
1. November 18th 2013 – A short man from Nepal with a nervous tic and four breasts will claim to be the New Messiah.
2. February 161805 – Napoleon Bonaparte wakes up and sings “Oh Lord, won’t you buy me a Mercedes Benz.”
3. March 2017 – Wind (in anyone of its many guises – the signals are weak I’m afraid) will end the career of singer Taylor Swift
Now it is time for messages from “THE OTHER SIDE” –
Bill, Nazeing;
You left it on the table in the pub – from Tanline Barry
Lucy, Dublin;
Never wear velcro shoes…
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Kate Shrewsday 
I had lost track there, recently. Glad to be reintroduced.
Most kind of you Kate! – spooky that it was my Birthday yesterday – but then he would know that……
I am never disappointed in what Jim has to offer. What a multi-talented, creative writer. The same man responsible for Picasso’s fish finger smokes writes lovely prose. You said it very well when you said he brightens your day. Mine, too!